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CarBuyer Singapore to launch new media outlet: CatBuyer Singapore

CarBuyer Team
01/04/2022

CatBuyer Singapore will bring the same simple, timely, pawthoritative and relevant content to Singaporean cat owners and enthusiasts


SINGAPORE — CarBuyer Singapore will launch a new feline-focused content outlet named CatBuyer Singapore to meet the insatiable demand for cat-related content on the Internet.

CarBuyer Singapore, known and respected for decades as an automotive media outlet with reputation for fangtastic, no-nonsense journalism, will aim to translate its pawfessionalism, purrfectionism and on-the-claw analysis to the feline world.

CatBuyer’s Chief Content Officer, Meow Ju-Len, said: “While it’s named CatBuyer, we also should emphasise that we encourage all people to adopt and not to shop, when it comes to cats. Also CatBuyer sounds better than CatAdopter, or Slave-Becomer.”

Blep content could make up a significant portion of CatBuyer’s output

“It’s clear that the cat-related content viewership can only go upwards, due to the special relationship between cats and the Internet. Dogs may be a man’s best friend, but cats are truly emblematic of our hypurr-connected world.”

Meowrryn Dong, the chief editor of CatBuyer, says : “For a start, we will do reviews of cat litter by peeing in it ourselves and ejecting from the tray annoyingly. Also, we intend test the finest cat food ourselves by sniffing it disdainfully and turning our noses up at it before giving it to our cats to ignore.”

Putting stuff on cats will be another focus of CatBuyer

The CatBuyer Team will be rounded out by Editor Lion Kong, Senior writer Ben Chat and Content creators Luke Pawreira and Kimpurrley Ng.

Mr Dong also says special attention will be paid by the CatBuyer Team to key topics within the cat world, including memes, bleps, jellybean toes and more, and that they will be always vigilant to cat-ch any breaking mews news.

CatBuyer will also feature how tos including how to put stuff on your cat’s head

“I freaking love cats!!” said random citizen April Foo. “I would totally subscribe to CatBuyer. I think everyone should pay for content!”

“Our writers will spend hours curating and creating fangtastic cat-related stuff on the Internet,” said Mr Dong. “Actually who am I kidding, as long as you click on stuff and browse our site until you become a withered husk, what do I care? Everyone freaking loves cats. I’m going to go vigorously smell mine right now!”

It’s currently unclear if CatBuyer Singapore will install cats in its office. Like CarBuyer itself, the first issue of CatBuyer will be out when it’s out.


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